|What you said was:||"I don't respect women who don't respect themselves."|
|What you meant was:||"I and society as a whole hold women up to ridiculous respectability standards directly relating to the "purity" of said women while hypersexualizing them at the same time and if you are a woman and don't fit my awkward monolith of criteria then I refuse to acknowledge your humanity."|
|What I heard was:||"Hi I'm a misogynist piece of shit, please punch me in my face."|
I had literally the craziest week in hospital. I learnt a lot from semi-watching television in an anxious daze with a HIV infected, homosexual, ex-junkie on methadone whilst eating monte carlos out of a rubber glove and discussing the most difficult points of our lives.
I was talking to this pizza last night while in a dream world and I asked:
“Pizza, what’s the meaning of life?”
And the pizza replied with:
Now that I’m awake I’m wondering if that pizza knows more about life than I do.